"THE GREAT SPAGHETTI DISASTER"

It all started on a Monday morning. I was late for work, my coffee was cold, and my phone battery was at 2%. But the real drama began when I updated my GPS app the night before. "Turn left in 100 meters," the voice said, except... it wasn’t the usual polite robotic tone. It was a dramatic British accent that sounded like it came from a Shakespea